Magical Musings

Title: Rituals of Contentment
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Snape/Lily
Rating/Warnings: R for sex, infedelity
Word count: 1020
Challenge: Lily, cauldron, autumn
Summary: Lily wanders into the Forbidden Forest and finds Sanpe performing a fall ritual.
Author's Notes: Written for firewhiskeyfic in October 2016 and not edited. my bad typing!!!! sorry foldks. Was't really as typisy as I would like, but I was also on some ibuprofen and didn't want to have bleeding.



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Title: After Dinner Extextations
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Arthur
Challenge: Arthur Weasley, Texting
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word count: 489ish - some words were split in two
Summary: Arthur's lover keeps texting him all through dinner. Good lthing Molly approves.
A/N: oh good lord, I have no idea where this came from. I've been dying to twrite a Sev/Arthur piece; this was not it. Written for February challenge at FireWhiskeyFic.


( After Dinner Extextations )

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I offered to podfic the winners of the 1st Anniversary of Firewhiskeyfic. Really, congrats to everyone who participated; it was a great round. But these five especially deserve a big *high five*!

Here are all the links for the podfics and the original text. All the fics are between 1.5K and 4K and thus the podfics are between 10 and 30 min.

Most Coherent and Favourite
On King's Cross by of_anoesis
Pairings/Characters: SS/HG
Summary: Severus is heading back to his final year of school
Rating/Warnings: Smut. Gent’s toilets. Badly Written
Text: here
Download: mp3

Best Use of Prompt
Intrapersting DogSex by ashiiblack
Pairings/Characters: Sirius/rexmus. Have't rewitten this is souper long.DOGSEX
Summary: Remus and srisu tooak a trip to vegas. Sex.
Rating/Warnings: There's dog sex. adn felsching
Text: here
Download: mp3

Best Smut
Doggie Stue Syad of Summer by torino10154
Pairings/Characters: Harry.Ron/Hermoje
Summary: Ron and Hermione fuck, Harry wathced and then gets his turn.
Rating/Warnings: NCp018, Het, slash, anal, oral, cunnilinus, rimming, compleay,.felching, threeosme
Text: here
Download: mp3

Least Coherent
A Dink, A Dink, It Comes in MAGNIFICENT (I Hate Pink) by kiraohara
Pairings/Characters: IDK yet! H/D? Arthur/Merlin? Four/Sam? Avengers/Loki? ...Orgy? We'll see... (Turns out to be H/D, Arthur/Merlin/fountain, Lucius/Severus/Hermione/Ron (don't even ask IDEK), Sam/Four/Six, and Avengers&co/Loki. ...So yeah, essentially orgy was the best option. XD)
Summary: I think they're on summer hols. And, um. Drunk. IN Vegas. And then lots of sex. Because that's just what happens in Vegas apparently. NOW THEY JUST NEED TO ALL WAKE UP MARRIED. Holy shit, I just found shachapter two plotbunny... XD
Rating/Warnings: Hopefully NC-17. But we'll see. Yay!
Text: here
Download: mp3

Funniest
Fever Lost Vague Ass by unseen1969
Pairings/Characters: Fred n George n Draco n Hermione n Harry n Ron n Blaise n Pansy n …
Summary: Blaise's stag weekend ends up letting all of his friends get a little lovin'.
Rating/Warnings: G! Nah, Whom am I kidding – NC-17 all the way!
Text: here
Download: mp3

Enjoy!

This is my latest drunk fic. Sorry for the absurdity of this one.


Title: June Bug Bride
Author: starduchess
Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Pairing(s)/Characters: Rarity/Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, June bug bride and groom (IDEK).
Challenge: June Bride
Rating: G
Word Count: 372
Warnings: OMG it’s cute and so wrong and IDEK where this idea came from!
Summary: Fluttershiy coxes the June bug bride out of the ground.
Author's Notes: So hubby started this fic for me verbally, and I typed it up and added some empelishments and basic information. Blame him for everything. :)



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This was my November entry for firewhiskeyfic.

Title: To Cozy Up
Author: starduchess
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Challenge: autumn -- cozying up during chilly nights
Summary: Hermione visits Snape for dinner one chilly autumn night.
Rating/Warnings: G, none
Word count: 363
Author's Notes: I have no idea where I was going for this. This is all I could get finished before getting the kids to bed. I thought I might get drunk Saturday as well and continue it but that didn’t happen.

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This is from my participation in firewhiskeyfic for October. I earned a shiny!



Title: Godzilla vs. Hogwarts
Author: starduchess
Pairing(s)/Characters: Harry/Cho, Lavendar/Ron, Neville, DD, Flitwick, McGonagall, Snape/Sprout, Hemione
Challenge: Rules for Surviving Halloween
Rating: R
Word count: 1092
Summary: What not to be doing when the monster attacks Hogwarts.
Warnings: suggestive sexual acts, horror violence, little bit of gore
Author's Notes: OMG, i realize that i have certain typo styles. you'll see a ton of them in this. i only had one glass of wine, honestly, but it was also after midnight when i wrote it. (uhm, can drunk on sex count, 'cause, yeah, that too). ;)


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So, I participated in the inaguaral meeting of firewhiskeyfic last Friday night. I did not get a chance to stay drunk and write the Snape/Hermione drabble I was thinking about doing because both my kids were being impossible about falling asleep. By the time I got up again, it was after midnight and I had lost my tipsy-ness. I did write three haikus, however, all of them useful for any Gryffindor/Slytherin pairing.

( gryffindor/slytherin haikus )

Hopefully I'll have an easier evening next month!

Cheers!