Fic: Godzilla vs. Hogwarts
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Title: Godzilla vs. Hogwarts
Author: starduchess
Pairing(s)/Characters: Harry/Cho, Lavendar/Ron, Neville, DD, Flitwick, McGonagall, Snape/Sprout, Hemione
Challenge: Rules for Surviving Halloween
Rating: R
Word count: 1092
Summary: What not to be doing when the monster attacks Hogwarts.
Warnings: suggestive sexual acts, horror violence, little bit of gore
Author's Notes: OMG, i realize that i have certain typo styles. you'll see a ton of them in this. i only had one glass of wine, honestly, but it was also after midnight when i wrote it. (uhm, can drunk on sex count, 'cause, yeah, that too). ;)
Oh Harry,” Cho whispered as Harry began to suckle on her nipple -- no, no that;s supposed to be neck first, or ear, your not even tipsy eyet. -- as Harry began to kiss down her jaw, nuzzle her ear wiht his nose, dip his tongue in and nibble on her earlobe. He worked his hands under her shirt, which was in disarray since he’d yanked it out. Her somooth skin felt lovely on his fingertips.
Cho gave out a breathy goran as Harry planted kissesdown her throuat. /she arched outward, thorowing her head back, as his fingers brushed over her nipples -- yes now they can go in -- . Passion skipped along her nerves straight to her pussy that was already getting wet.’
“Yes, Harry. More,” she gasped already lost to the intense sensations running through her.
Harry bucked against her, his erection solicd and demanding. “I want you , Cho. Please.” He couldn’t stop kissing her, couldn’t stop touching her, couldn’t stop wanting her.
She nodded enthusiastically and he grabbed fro her skirt, pushed it down, revelled in the feel of her bare bottocks in his palms. He was clumsily trying to undue his szipper when Gozdilla crashed through the out er walls of Hogwarts.
-- note; should put label in front of this scene: how to survive a horror v monster attachk. rule 2 ack no rule 1 (can’t type on this little screen0)LOL) never have sex in a horror moveie. okay back to scene --
Everyone was screaming, including cho. She tried to run away fgvcbg -- ack cat stepped on the keyboaerd , why do they alway have to sit on what you’re doing? -- from the monster but got caught by her skirt around her ankles/kenees. Harry had better louck Accioing his wand and started blasting it with curses. Unfortunately that just drew its attention. It charged them. Harry tried to get Cho up and running, but her clothes were still hindering her and the monster got them.
-- alright, two dead, who else ins going to die? hehehehe note: next section label: rule 2 never wear high heels in a movie horror --
Other students were runnng and screaming, some were sending offenseive spells which had little effect. Lavendar Brown (I always want to spell her name with an ;”a” IDK why) was coming back from a date with Ron, running down a corridor in her blue dreass and matching heels, when they tripped her. She fell doewn and with a sprained angle ankle couldn’t get out of the way of Godzilla’s thrashing tail.
-- note; rule 3 label never stop to help others, save yourself first --
The monster was picking up students and staff right and left. It was a full dinner. He saw some tasty second-years cowering behind a statue. Neville Longbottom ran toward them, hoping to shoo them out the back before they could get hurt. The monster saw the nlarger morstle of Nevill’es person -- dammit why can’t I speelll or type, really I’m not anywehere near drunk, I just hmake a ton of typing errors, -- and lunged fro the Gryffindor. Neville was caught up in its clutches screaming like a small child. There was no help for him.
Not surprisingly, many of the slytherins exscaped unharmed. Damn them. When they all come back after the place has been rebuilt there will be more of them an than any other house, so hey will get all the points. Sneaky bastards.
=-- note rule 4 don’t go up to a downed monster and poke at it, it will be alive an d eat you --
All of the faculty were up and defending the school. They threw powerful magic at it, especially coming from the four heads of houses and Dumbledore. Hogwarts lent them her own strength and soon the monster was badly damanged. It lashed out further, taking down Ravenclaw tower and any stiufede student still in there was killed. ‘flitwick shrieked in rage at his house’ s demise and sent ore more powerful magic at it. it howled and went down.
Dumbledore went up dto examine it. The beast was huffing and puffing madly. As DmuD c-- just call heim him dD DD, it’s easier ==-- As DD cast a montitoring charm, the creature reared up and ripped DD’s head off. McGonagall fainted, which is the only thing that saved her . Snape and Pamona sent Dark spells it’s direction 9(he was amused to see that hshe knew such magic. Hufflepuffs were supposed to be the sweet ones, eay? It seems they had him fooled. Perhaps he would have to look into this with her if they survived. ) -- hey! new pairing Snape/Pamona must look into this further,, post something to Severus -*sighs* 00-- The mnster was engaged, but the Dark spells were working; it was weakening.
At last the UAurors wer arrived.
-- note rule 5 do not relly on the police or military, they are stupid and only want to hit it with missiles intstead of finding a peaceful and effective resolution --
The Aurors surrounded the monster and cast stunning spell after stunning spell at it. SNape tried to tell them that only Dark curses seemed to have any affect. They ignored him and payed the price. Multiple divisions were outed by the monster’s swiping tail.
Hemrione raced h in carring a large volume of Dark spells from the restriced section of the library. The mosnter had no knocked a huge hole throgh the wall, killing Magdam Pince and alloweing for a way in. She shoewed the pages of not te to Professor Sprout who nodded her haead sagely and began the first of shuch curses. Snape joind thme and beagan casting the final binding spell which would take a while.
Teh monster rushed them but Hermione apparated them to just behind the thing. She could do that now that the Headmaster was dead. The wards changed when that happened. Working togethe,r, they finally collapesed the creature. The binds were powerful but not fatal and would alast until they were removed -- god that sounds so cheezy --. The three were congratulted.
Repairs wer e made and students returned months later. None of them would ever forget the terrible attack of Godzilla and the destructive force of nature.
-- The End --
note, hopefully you all now nknow the rules of survival. go out and enjoy your day.
haha, finished in exactly one hour. must go to lsleep now. goodnight.
firewhiskeyfic for October. I earned a shiny!Title: Godzilla vs. Hogwarts
Author: starduchess
Pairing(s)/Characters: Harry/Cho, Lavendar/Ron, Neville, DD, Flitwick, McGonagall, Snape/Sprout, Hemione
Challenge: Rules for Surviving Halloween
Rating: R
Word count: 1092
Summary: What not to be doing when the monster attacks Hogwarts.
Warnings: suggestive sexual acts, horror violence, little bit of gore
Author's Notes: OMG, i realize that i have certain typo styles. you'll see a ton of them in this. i only had one glass of wine, honestly, but it was also after midnight when i wrote it. (uhm, can drunk on sex count, 'cause, yeah, that too). ;)
Oh Harry,” Cho whispered as Harry began to suckle on her nipple -- no, no that;s supposed to be neck first, or ear, your not even tipsy eyet. -- as Harry began to kiss down her jaw, nuzzle her ear wiht his nose, dip his tongue in and nibble on her earlobe. He worked his hands under her shirt, which was in disarray since he’d yanked it out. Her somooth skin felt lovely on his fingertips.
Cho gave out a breathy goran as Harry planted kissesdown her throuat. /she arched outward, thorowing her head back, as his fingers brushed over her nipples -- yes now they can go in -- . Passion skipped along her nerves straight to her pussy that was already getting wet.’
“Yes, Harry. More,” she gasped already lost to the intense sensations running through her.
Harry bucked against her, his erection solicd and demanding. “I want you , Cho. Please.” He couldn’t stop kissing her, couldn’t stop touching her, couldn’t stop wanting her.
She nodded enthusiastically and he grabbed fro her skirt, pushed it down, revelled in the feel of her bare bottocks in his palms. He was clumsily trying to undue his szipper when Gozdilla crashed through the out er walls of Hogwarts.
-- note; should put label in front of this scene: how to survive a horror v monster attachk. rule 2 ack no rule 1 (can’t type on this little screen0)LOL) never have sex in a horror moveie. okay back to scene --
Everyone was screaming, including cho. She tried to run away fgvcbg -- ack cat stepped on the keyboaerd , why do they alway have to sit on what you’re doing? -- from the monster but got caught by her skirt around her ankles/kenees. Harry had better louck Accioing his wand and started blasting it with curses. Unfortunately that just drew its attention. It charged them. Harry tried to get Cho up and running, but her clothes were still hindering her and the monster got them.
-- alright, two dead, who else ins going to die? hehehehe note: next section label: rule 2 never wear high heels in a movie horror --
Other students were runnng and screaming, some were sending offenseive spells which had little effect. Lavendar Brown (I always want to spell her name with an ;”a” IDK why) was coming back from a date with Ron, running down a corridor in her blue dreass and matching heels, when they tripped her. She fell doewn and with a sprained angle ankle couldn’t get out of the way of Godzilla’s thrashing tail.
-- note; rule 3 label never stop to help others, save yourself first --
The monster was picking up students and staff right and left. It was a full dinner. He saw some tasty second-years cowering behind a statue. Neville Longbottom ran toward them, hoping to shoo them out the back before they could get hurt. The monster saw the nlarger morstle of Nevill’es person -- dammit why can’t I speelll or type, really I’m not anywehere near drunk, I just hmake a ton of typing errors, -- and lunged fro the Gryffindor. Neville was caught up in its clutches screaming like a small child. There was no help for him.
Not surprisingly, many of the slytherins exscaped unharmed. Damn them. When they all come back after the place has been rebuilt there will be more of them an than any other house, so hey will get all the points. Sneaky bastards.
=-- note rule 4 don’t go up to a downed monster and poke at it, it will be alive an d eat you --
All of the faculty were up and defending the school. They threw powerful magic at it, especially coming from the four heads of houses and Dumbledore. Hogwarts lent them her own strength and soon the monster was badly damanged. It lashed out further, taking down Ravenclaw tower and any stiufede student still in there was killed. ‘flitwick shrieked in rage at his house’ s demise and sent ore more powerful magic at it. it howled and went down.
Dumbledore went up dto examine it. The beast was huffing and puffing madly. As DmuD c-- just call heim him dD DD, it’s easier ==-- As DD cast a montitoring charm, the creature reared up and ripped DD’s head off. McGonagall fainted, which is the only thing that saved her . Snape and Pamona sent Dark spells it’s direction 9(he was amused to see that hshe knew such magic. Hufflepuffs were supposed to be the sweet ones, eay? It seems they had him fooled. Perhaps he would have to look into this with her if they survived. ) -- hey! new pairing Snape/Pamona must look into this further,, post something to Severus -*sighs* 00-- The mnster was engaged, but the Dark spells were working; it was weakening.
At last the UAurors wer arrived.
-- note rule 5 do not relly on the police or military, they are stupid and only want to hit it with missiles intstead of finding a peaceful and effective resolution --
The Aurors surrounded the monster and cast stunning spell after stunning spell at it. SNape tried to tell them that only Dark curses seemed to have any affect. They ignored him and payed the price. Multiple divisions were outed by the monster’s swiping tail.
Hemrione raced h in carring a large volume of Dark spells from the restriced section of the library. The mosnter had no knocked a huge hole throgh the wall, killing Magdam Pince and alloweing for a way in. She shoewed the pages of not te to Professor Sprout who nodded her haead sagely and began the first of shuch curses. Snape joind thme and beagan casting the final binding spell which would take a while.
Teh monster rushed them but Hermione apparated them to just behind the thing. She could do that now that the Headmaster was dead. The wards changed when that happened. Working togethe,r, they finally collapesed the creature. The binds were powerful but not fatal and would alast until they were removed -- god that sounds so cheezy --. The three were congratulted.
Repairs wer e made and students returned months later. None of them would ever forget the terrible attack of Godzilla and the destructive force of nature.
-- The End --
note, hopefully you all now nknow the rules of survival. go out and enjoy your day.
haha, finished in exactly one hour. must go to lsleep now. goodnight.