Technical Jargon
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starduchessTitle: Technical Jargon
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 140
Warnings: het, fluff
Summary: Severus wonders why Hermione was not sorted into Ravenclaw as she clearly enjoys technical jargon.
“Oh, yes,” Hermione breathes, “I love it when you rub your penis glans over my sensitive clitoris. The stimulation produces wonderful chemical endorphins in the brain, binding to my neuron receptors and -- oh!”
“You are aware, I take it, that most people don’t blather endlessly during copulation, especially with such technical jargon,” Snape drawls as he pushes his cock inside Hermione. “I always wondered why you weren’t sorted into Ravenclaw.”
Hermione fights down her passion to answer back at him. “Well, I enjoy learning and solving puzzles, it’s true, but I always wanted to do something with that knowledge. Oh, please, swirl your lingual muscle over my areola. Yes … like that.”
“So, you attempt to put that knowledge to good use in the bedroom?” Severus teases.
She grins. “It turns you on well enough.”
Severus smirks from above her. “Indeed.”
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Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 140
Warnings: het, fluff
Summary: Severus wonders why Hermione was not sorted into Ravenclaw as she clearly enjoys technical jargon.
“Oh, yes,” Hermione breathes, “I love it when you rub your penis glans over my sensitive clitoris. The stimulation produces wonderful chemical endorphins in the brain, binding to my neuron receptors and -- oh!”
“You are aware, I take it, that most people don’t blather endlessly during copulation, especially with such technical jargon,” Snape drawls as he pushes his cock inside Hermione. “I always wondered why you weren’t sorted into Ravenclaw.”
Hermione fights down her passion to answer back at him. “Well, I enjoy learning and solving puzzles, it’s true, but I always wanted to do something with that knowledge. Oh, please, swirl your lingual muscle over my areola. Yes … like that.”
“So, you attempt to put that knowledge to good use in the bedroom?” Severus teases.
She grins. “It turns you on well enough.”
Severus smirks from above her. “Indeed.”
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