Shape of a Dragon
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starduchessTitle: Shape of a Dragon
Author:starduchess
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Warnings: sexual innuendo, bad puns, horrible fairy-tale reference
A/N: Written fordmhgchallenge August prompt: "It's a dragon."
“That was a lovely dinner. So glad our friends showed up to wish us well on our tenth anniversary,” Draco says, smiling.
“The gifts were nice.”
Draco pulls Hermione to him in a close embrace. “You haven’t opened my gift.” He quirks an eyebrow and makes a small, seductive smirk.
“No, I haven’t. Let me remedy that,” she says with a return smile. Knowing what he means, she dismisses their robes.
And blinks.
“Why is your thong in the shape of a dragon?”
He leers. “The better to capture your treasure, my dear.”
She slaps a pillow over his head.
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Author:
starduchessPairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Warnings: sexual innuendo, bad puns, horrible fairy-tale reference
A/N: Written for
dmhgchallenge August prompt: "It's a dragon."“That was a lovely dinner. So glad our friends showed up to wish us well on our tenth anniversary,” Draco says, smiling.
“The gifts were nice.”
Draco pulls Hermione to him in a close embrace. “You haven’t opened my gift.” He quirks an eyebrow and makes a small, seductive smirk.
“No, I haven’t. Let me remedy that,” she says with a return smile. Knowing what he means, she dismisses their robes.
And blinks.
“Why is your thong in the shape of a dragon?”
He leers. “The better to capture your treasure, my dear.”
She slaps a pillow over his head.
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