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Title: Pink Is the New Craze
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Warnings: silly humor
A/N: Written for [profile] dmhgchallenge April 2013 prompt: Weasley Wizard Weezes



"Have you seen this nonsense? Biggest prank I've ever seen."

"Well, it is funny."

"At least we're safe. I'm going to shower for dinner. Rossini's?"

She nodded, smirking.

***

"You turned my hair pink!"

"It's a good look for you."

"Change it back.”

"Can't. It will wear off by tomorrow."

She gave him a provocative smile.

"And after dinner you can discover what other hair has turned pink."

His eyes narrowed, then widened in horror. He fled back to the bathroom.

"My balls!"

Hermione sighed. None of her plans based on WWW products ever quite came out the way she hoped.

--

October 2019

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