Fighting Ships
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starduchessTitle: Fighting Ships
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/various, mentions Lucius, Remus, Hermione, and Harry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warning(s): nudity, bad humor, meta
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Harry Potter or Severus. Sigh.
Summary: Severus finds naked people in his chambers.
A/N: I've never written meta before. Hope this comes across okay. Written for Severus *sighs* 2nd Anniversary Challenge.
Severus enters his chambers to find naked individuals glaring at each other.
"None of you are worthy opponents, much less bedmates," Lucius berates coldly.
Remus snarls. "But he hates your boss and you Death Eaters."
"The rest of you can't keep up with his snark and intelligence, plus I can get pregnant without magic," bristles Hermione.
Harry fumes. "My ship is his first and best! Besides, who can resist the Chosen One?"
Severus gapes.
"Arthur Weasley, why are you here?"
"Ministry heard there was a scuffle. Sent me over to check."
Severus sighs. It's going to be a long night.
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Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/various, mentions Lucius, Remus, Hermione, and Harry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warning(s): nudity, bad humor, meta
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Harry Potter or Severus. Sigh.
Summary: Severus finds naked people in his chambers.
A/N: I've never written meta before. Hope this comes across okay. Written for Severus *sighs* 2nd Anniversary Challenge.
Severus enters his chambers to find naked individuals glaring at each other.
"None of you are worthy opponents, much less bedmates," Lucius berates coldly.
Remus snarls. "But he hates your boss and you Death Eaters."
"The rest of you can't keep up with his snark and intelligence, plus I can get pregnant without magic," bristles Hermione.
Harry fumes. "My ship is his first and best! Besides, who can resist the Chosen One?"
Severus gapes.
"Arthur Weasley, why are you here?"
"Ministry heard there was a scuffle. Sent me over to check."
Severus sighs. It's going to be a long night.
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