Podfics: First Anniv Winners

I offered to podfic the winners of the 1st Anniversary of Firewhiskeyfic. Really, congrats to everyone who participated; it was a great round. But these five especially deserve a big *high five*!

Here are all the links for the podfics and the original text. All the fics are between 1.5K and 4K and thus the podfics are between 10 and 30 min.

Most Coherent and Favourite
On King's Cross by of_anoesis
Pairings/Characters: SS/HG
Summary: Severus is heading back to his final year of school
Rating/Warnings: Smut. Gent’s toilets. Badly Written
Text: here
Download: mp3

Best Use of Prompt
Intrapersting DogSex by ashiiblack
Pairings/Characters: Sirius/rexmus. Have't rewitten this is souper long.DOGSEX
Summary: Remus and srisu tooak a trip to vegas. Sex.
Rating/Warnings: There's dog sex. adn felsching
Text: here
Download: mp3

Best Smut
Doggie Stue Syad of Summer by torino10154
Pairings/Characters: Harry.Ron/Hermoje
Summary: Ron and Hermione fuck, Harry wathced and then gets his turn.
Rating/Warnings: NCp018, Het, slash, anal, oral, cunnilinus, rimming, compleay,.felching, threeosme
Text: here
Download: mp3

Least Coherent
A Dink, A Dink, It Comes in MAGNIFICENT (I Hate Pink) by kiraohara
Pairings/Characters: IDK yet! H/D? Arthur/Merlin? Four/Sam? Avengers/Loki? ...Orgy? We'll see... (Turns out to be H/D, Arthur/Merlin/fountain, Lucius/Severus/Hermione/Ron (don't even ask IDEK), Sam/Four/Six, and Avengers&co/Loki. ...So yeah, essentially orgy was the best option. XD)
Summary: I think they're on summer hols. And, um. Drunk. IN Vegas. And then lots of sex. Because that's just what happens in Vegas apparently. NOW THEY JUST NEED TO ALL WAKE UP MARRIED. Holy shit, I just found shachapter two plotbunny... XD
Rating/Warnings: Hopefully NC-17. But we'll see. Yay!
Text: here
Download: mp3

Funniest
Fever Lost Vague Ass by unseen1969
Pairings/Characters: Fred n George n Draco n Hermione n Harry n Ron n Blaise n Pansy n …
Summary: Blaise's stag weekend ends up letting all of his friends get a little lovin'.
Rating/Warnings: G! Nah, Whom am I kidding – NC-17 all the way!
Text: here
Download: mp3

Enjoy!