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starduchess) wrote2010-07-14 10:17 am
starduchess) wrote2010-07-14 10:17 am
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Insuffereable Moments
Author: starduchess
Title: Insufferable Moments
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Pairings: Snarry
Warnings: slash
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snarry100 prompt #222: "The Sorting Hat". Part of my "Photo Album" series. Others are Worthy Recognition, Banishing Darkness, Inclusion and Holding On.
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"Great new picture of the Hogwarts staff in today's Daily Prophet. You look fabulously intimidating, as always," Harry smirked.
"Indeed," Severus replied. "Reputations do not uphold themselves."
"Quite. Wait! Is that the Sorting Hat on top of Professor Sprout's head?"
"She was busy trying to sort all of the mandrake roots when the impromptu picture was taken."
Harry raised his eyebrows questioningly. "And?"
Severus cleared his throat. "It appears they have all been placed in Slytherin."
The easier to make into potions ingredients, thought Harry. "A full roster then, eh?"
Severus gave a long-suffering sigh on the idiocy of Hufflepuffs.
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A/N: I tried to do something light-hearted and funny this week, but I'm terrible at humor. Any advice on making better humor would be appreciated. And before you say anything else, know that I am in Hufflepuff. I'm allowed to poke fun at my own house!
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Title: Insufferable Moments
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Pairings: Snarry
Warnings: slash
Written for
snarry100 prompt #222: "The Sorting Hat". Part of my "Photo Album" series. Others are Worthy Recognition, Banishing Darkness, Inclusion and Holding On.-
"Great new picture of the Hogwarts staff in today's Daily Prophet. You look fabulously intimidating, as always," Harry smirked.
"Indeed," Severus replied. "Reputations do not uphold themselves."
"Quite. Wait! Is that the Sorting Hat on top of Professor Sprout's head?"
"She was busy trying to sort all of the mandrake roots when the impromptu picture was taken."
Harry raised his eyebrows questioningly. "And?"
Severus cleared his throat. "It appears they have all been placed in Slytherin."
The easier to make into potions ingredients, thought Harry. "A full roster then, eh?"
Severus gave a long-suffering sigh on the idiocy of Hufflepuffs.
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A/N: I tried to do something light-hearted and funny this week, but I'm terrible at humor. Any advice on making better humor would be appreciated. And before you say anything else, know that I am in Hufflepuff. I'm allowed to poke fun at my own house!
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