starduchess: (fancy)
Title: [personal profile] starduchess
Author: Earth Day Frisky
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Harry/Lyna
Challenge: Luna, Black Lake, Earth day (tangetially(
Summary: Luna dn Harry ejoy romantic day at te like.
Rating/Warnings: R
Word count: ~1700
Author's Notes (if any): so drunk. Already threw up, but am feeling bettter. Sorry for this. Lol. Written for [community profile] firewhiskeyfic April 2017.

Earth Day Frisky )

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starduchess: (halloween)
Title: Rituals of Contentment
Author: [personal profile] starduchess
Pairing: Snape/Lily
Rating/Warnings: R for sex, infedelity
Word count: 1020
Challenge: Lily, cauldron, autumn
Summary: Lily wanders into the Forbidden Forest and finds Sanpe performing a fall ritual.
Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] firewhiskeyfic in October 2016 and not edited. my bad typing!!!! sorry foldks. Was't really as typisy as I would like, but I was also on some ibuprofen and didn't want to have bleeding.

fav drunk fic

Rituals of Contentment )

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starduchess: (darkhunger)
Title: A Merry Day for Kity Flying
Author: starduchess
Pairings: Harry/Hermione/Draco
Challenge: Written for Firewhiskeyfic March 2013, prompt: Kity Flying
Rating/Warnings: PG, I deliberatley held back the smut. :P
Word count: 675
Summary: Hermione invites Draco to kity flying, and Harry invites him to something more.
Author's Notes: There's a new feature on my smartphone called Swipe, where you just swipe through the letters on your keyboard for the word you want and it determines what word is closest to the letters you just swiped. hope it makes for some interesting word choices, especially since I'm bad at spelling on the fly and might have swiped an incorrect lwetter or two along the way. ;) (and apparently I can't spell "kite")

fwf_leastcoh_irishyoga


A Merry Day for Kity Flying )
starduchess: (Default)
Title: After Dinner Extextations
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Arthur
Challenge: Arthur Weasley, Texting
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word count: 489ish - some words were split in two
Summary: Arthur's lover keeps texting him all through dinner. Good lthing Molly approves.
A/N: oh good lord, I have no idea where this came from. I've been dying to twrite a Sev/Arthur piece; this was not it. Written for February challenge at FireWhiskeyFic.


After Dinner Extextations )

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starduchess: (floored)
Here was my submission for the latest Firewhiskeyfic drunken writing night.

Title: End of Prophecy
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Challenge: prophecy
Rating/Warnings: was supposed to be NC-17
Word count: 565
Summary: There is yet another prophecy concerning Harry.
Author's Notes: well, I’m such a sleepy drunk that I can never finish these things. also, some of the oddities below are from my smartphone’s ability to “correct” my spelling mistakes. it gives interesting alternatives.


End of Prophecy )

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starduchess: (fancy)
I offered to podfic the winners of the 1st Anniversary of Firewhiskeyfic. Really, congrats to everyone who participated; it was a great round. But these five especially deserve a big *high five*!

Here are all the links for the podfics and the original text. All the fics are between 1.5K and 4K and thus the podfics are between 10 and 30 min.

Most Coherent and Favourite
On King's Cross by [personal profile] of_anoesis
Pairings/Characters: SS/HG
Summary: Severus is heading back to his final year of school
Rating/Warnings: Smut. Gent’s toilets. Badly Written
Text: here
Download: mp3

Best Use of Prompt
Intrapersting DogSex by [personal profile] ashiiblack
Pairings/Characters: Sirius/rexmus. Have't rewitten this is souper long.DOGSEX
Summary: Remus and srisu tooak a trip to vegas. Sex.
Rating/Warnings: There's dog sex. adn felsching
Text: here
Download: mp3

Best Smut
Doggie Stue Syad of Summer by [personal profile] torino10154
Pairings/Characters: Harry.Ron/Hermoje
Summary: Ron and Hermione fuck, Harry wathced and then gets his turn.
Rating/Warnings: NCp018, Het, slash, anal, oral, cunnilinus, rimming, compleay,.felching, threeosme
Text: here
Download: mp3

Least Coherent
A Dink, A Dink, It Comes in MAGNIFICENT (I Hate Pink) by [personal profile] kiraohara
Pairings/Characters: IDK yet! H/D? Arthur/Merlin? Four/Sam? Avengers/Loki? ...Orgy? We'll see... (Turns out to be H/D, Arthur/Merlin/fountain, Lucius/Severus/Hermione/Ron (don't even ask IDEK), Sam/Four/Six, and Avengers&co/Loki. ...So yeah, essentially orgy was the best option. XD)
Summary: I think they're on summer hols. And, um. Drunk. IN Vegas. And then lots of sex. Because that's just what happens in Vegas apparently. NOW THEY JUST NEED TO ALL WAKE UP MARRIED. Holy shit, I just found shachapter two plotbunny... XD
Rating/Warnings: Hopefully NC-17. But we'll see. Yay!
Text: here
Download: mp3

Funniest
Fever Lost Vague Ass by [personal profile] unseen1969
Pairings/Characters: Fred n George n Draco n Hermione n Harry n Ron n Blaise n Pansy n …
Summary: Blaise's stag weekend ends up letting all of his friends get a little lovin'.
Rating/Warnings: G! Nah, Whom am I kidding – NC-17 all the way!
Text: here
Download: mp3

Enjoy!
starduchess: (fancy)
Here is my drunken entry for the August one-year anniversary of Firewhiskeyfic! All typos are left in for your amusement.

Title: Anything Goes
Author: starduchess
Pairing(s)/Characters: DracoNeville
Challenge: Dog Days of Summer and Las Vegas
Rating/Warnings: NC-28, hot male sex action
Word count: 1942, Columbus sailed th ocean blue....
Summary: Draco lands in Neville’s new neck of the woods, err, desert.
Author's Notes: oh, god, this is aweful. read at your own risk. it took two nights of drinking to finsh. hope you at least appreciate the effort. :)


Anything Goes )

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starduchess: (believe)
This is my latest drunk fic. Sorry for the absurdity of this one.


Title: June Bug Bride
Author: starduchess
Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Pairing(s)/Characters: Rarity/Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, June bug bride and groom (IDEK).
Challenge: June Bride
Rating: G
Word Count: 372
Warnings: OMG it’s cute and so wrong and IDEK where this idea came from!
Summary: Fluttershiy coxes the June bug bride out of the ground.
Author's Notes: So hubby started this fic for me verbally, and I typed it up and added some empelishments and basic information. Blame him for everything. :)



June Bug Bride )

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starduchess: (reality)
Title: Librarian Limmerick
Author: [personal profile] unseen1969
Reader: [personal profile] starduchess
Bingo Squares: Read Drunkenly and No Editing
Fandom/Pairing: [Harry Potter] George/Angelina
Rating: R
Word Count: 28
Spoilers: none
Warnings: mention of het sex
File info: mp3, 828KB, 00:00:52
Download: right click to download from my website
Notes: Totally written by her while drunk. Totally recorded by me while trying to stay drunk and very tired.

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To Cozy Up

Nov. 29th, 2011 11:55 pm
starduchess: (princesspea)
This was my November entry for [livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic.

Title: To Cozy Up
Author: starduchess
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Challenge: autumn -- cozying up during chilly nights
Summary: Hermione visits Snape for dinner one chilly autumn night.
Rating/Warnings: G, none
Word count: 363
Author's Notes: I have no idea where I was going for this. This is all I could get finished before getting the kids to bed. I thought I might get drunk Saturday as well and continue it but that didn’t happen.

To Cozy Up )

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starduchess: (hot-n-sexy)
I seem to love doing these during [livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic writing nights.

Title: The Flames of Love
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: R
Word Count: 71
Prompts: by [livejournal.com profile] rzzmg: snowflakes dancing, sugar-plum fairy, tight jeans, orange cat, forest fire


The Flames of Love )

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starduchess: (halloween)
This is from my participation in [livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic for October. I earned a shiny!



Title: Godzilla vs. Hogwarts
Author: starduchess
Pairing(s)/Characters: Harry/Cho, Lavendar/Ron, Neville, DD, Flitwick, McGonagall, Snape/Sprout, Hemione
Challenge: Rules for Surviving Halloween
Rating: R
Word count: 1092
Summary: What not to be doing when the monster attacks Hogwarts.
Warnings: suggestive sexual acts, horror violence, little bit of gore
Author's Notes: OMG, i realize that i have certain typo styles. you'll see a ton of them in this. i only had one glass of wine, honestly, but it was also after midnight when i wrote it. (uhm, can drunk on sex count, 'cause, yeah, that too). ;)


Godzilla vs. Hogwarts )
starduchess: (slash)
This is from my participation in [livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic for September. Enjoy!

Title: If Only Love Did Not Shine in the Moonlight
Author: starduchess
Pairings: Remus/Snape
Challenge: Back to School
Rating: R
Word count: 512
Summary: Severus is shocked to see Remus again after so many years.
Setting: takes place at start of PoA
Warnings: slash sexual situations, UST, angst
Author's Notes: I wrote this over at my friend's house. We just happened to have Girl's Night at the same time as DrunkFic! Yay!

If Only Love Did Not Shine in the Moonlight )

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starduchess: (floored)
So, I participated in the inaguaral meeting of [livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic last Friday night. I did not get a chance to stay drunk and write the Snape/Hermione drabble I was thinking about doing because both my kids were being impossible about falling asleep. By the time I got up again, it was after midnight and I had lost my tipsy-ness. I did write three haikus, however, all of them useful for any Gryffindor/Slytherin pairing.

gryffindor/slytherin haikus )

Hopefully I'll have an easier evening next month!

Cheers!

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